Nation On Edge: BlueChew & Palantir Announce Strategic Partnership, Out Of Nowhere, Right Now.

Detroit, MI – Earlier this week Palantir and BlueChew, the erectile dysfunction telehealth company, announced this week they would be working hand-in-hand on a new, long-term strategic partnership, according to horrified sources.

“What… I… What?”, stated a Palantir Executive. “I have literally zero understanding of how or why this should happen.”

“We believe that what we have cooking will be one for the history books”, Bluechews strategic advisor Dennis Forelli stated.

“There’s nothing to really worry about.”

Wall Street Analyst, while puzzled by the announcement, see some potential upside, but many appear more fearful then anything.“Are they going to know how much I can actually stroke? Are there going to be cameras in my.. no can’t think like that”, noted another BlueChew employee. At press time, Amazon announced their Whole Foods division would be joining onto the project.