<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Abriyay]]></title><description><![CDATA[Abraham is a Seattle-based standup comedian and satirist performing as Abriyay. Published writer, festival performer, and opener for Julio Torres, Tom Papa, Rosebud Baker, and Joe Mande.]]></description><link>https://www.abriyay.com/blog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 11:53:09 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.abriyay.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Nation On Edge: BlueChew &#38; Palantir Announce Strategic Partnership, Out Of Nowhere, Right Now.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Detroit, MI – Earlier this week Palantir and BlueChew, the erectile dysfunction telehealth company, announced this week they would be working hand-in-hand on a new, long-term strategic partnership, according to horrified sources. “What… I… What?”, stated a Palantir Executive. “I have literally zero understanding of how or why this should happen.” “We believe that what we have cooking will be one for the history books”, Bluechews strategic advisor Dennis Forelli stated. “There’s nothing to...]]></description><link>https://www.abriyay.com/post/nation-on-edge-bluechew-palantir-announce-strategic-partnership-out-of-nowhere-right-now</link><guid isPermaLink="false">69ad28703fdd64550e6ba567</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2026 07:47:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b1539b_e8b0ce4f1c324b049815dd9c55c3dd6a~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_846,h_377,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>abriyay</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>